What is a Dog?

What is a Dog?

• Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
• They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
• They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
• They growl when they are not happy.
• When you want to play, they want to play.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They are great at begging.
• They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
• They leave their toys everywhere.
• They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.